Merry Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and the Lentz parents were wrapping.
For their two children, one of which won't stop crapping (in his drawers).

They wrapped and they wrapped until their fingers were numb.
For their two children, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb (again, not sure which is which).

The children were all snug and asleep in their beds (or on the floor).
Their snores were so loud - how could that come from such small heads?

Their parents were tired and kind of grumpy too.
These kids are such work, who really knew?!?

How do you stay up late and drink like you were young...?
When Momma is woken up at a quarter to one (with Everest's bloody nose).

And now Momma has her strep throat back, this she knows.
Her throat hurts and is scratchy and there is snot in her nose.

The kids woke up on Christmas to presents and candy.
What followed was batteries, loud toys and temper tantrums so dandy.

Now dinner has been had, dessert is over, the kids in bed.
The grandparents are wishing to Florida early they had fled.

Ahhh, the life of the Lentz family...boy is it fun.
Ahhh, Christmas is over now, finished and done.

You should see this house and its inhabitants, oh what a sight.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Pictures tomorrow.