You know you're in trouble if your husband asks if you brushed your teeth in the same voice he uses when he asks your boys if they brushed their teeth. The next question is obviously, why is your husband asking if you brushed your teeth?
You know you've found your soul mate when you tell your husband that your brilliant idea is to bring wine to the school fun fair in a travel mug and he replies that you probably shouldn't. Not because he thinks it is wrong, because he thinks you'll spill it. And he's right, you probably will.
You know that your children are amazing when they do something that is so beyond their years that it literally takes your breath away.
Back to the trouble part.
You know you're in trouble when you are too tired to get up in the morning so you don't shower. Instead you just put your hair in a ponytail. Only your hair is too short for a ponytail. It looks really sad. You put on a skirt to compensate for your greasy hair. You go to put on your shoes (heels to further compensate) and you realize that you haven't shaved your legs in at least a week (or two...). You toss all care aside and go to work, skirt and all. And that's the hotness folks.
In other news...we've come to realize that Kingston thinks that Ronald McDonald is the same man who owns the farm. Whenever we say, "Wanna go to McDonalds?" Kingston will sing, "EIEIO." That is not the amazing beyond their years stuff that I'm talking about.
All of a sudden Everest can not only ride a two wheel bike but shit, he can also read. I guess that is what school does for a kid. When did this big boy stuff happen. Oh, I know, it was while I was drinking wine from the travel coffee mug.
Some from the archives
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| Makeshift Belt |
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| The Neglected Son |
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| I Heart China |
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| Drink Dichotomy |
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| Makin' Momma Proud |
